(they/them)
AGE: 25
HEIGHT: 135 cm
WEIGHT: soggy
Soup B. Nugget is a crow living in the garbage can behind Breadley’s. Being functionally homeless for the last two years of their life has not put a damper on their disposition. If anything, it has emboldened them to become the wisecracking persona they are now. Loiterers usually deter business, but Soup has become something more like an exhibition, drawing in customers for the bakery – and they love it.
Did you know the “B.” in “Soup B. Nugget” stands for “Burger”? Pretty neat, right?